The Happiest Days Of Your Life

Walkthrough by Fungus/Nostalgia

Note: This walkthrough is only for the bug fixed Nostalgia version

Go left to the Quadrangle
Push up at the door to enter the Quadrangle
Go left on the bottom floor to the Masters' Walk
Push up to at the third door from the right to enter Mr Squelch
Take the green telephone on the far left
Go right and exit Mr Squelch, continue right to the Main Hall
Push up at the door to enter The Quadrangle
Go left to the Wide Road
Push up at the second door from the right to enter Dolesville
Go left to Barred Out and exchange the telephone for the battery
Go right to Elm Walk
Exchange a school tie for the mortar board
Go right to the Quadrangle
Push up at the door to enter Main Hall
Go left and push up and fire at the bottom of the stairs to go to the top floor
Go left to the Fourth Passage
Push up at the fourth door from the right to enter Study No 1
Exchange the battery for the hardy annual
Go right to enter the Fourth Passage
Go left to enter The Dormatory
Exchange the mortar board for the purple school cap
Exchange the hardy annual for the yellow library book
Go right and exchange the purple school cap for the mortar board
Go right to enter the Fourth Passage and continue right to enter Main Hall
Go down the stairs and continue right to enter Upper Passage
Press up at the third door from the left to enter French Class
Exchange the mortar board for a bottle of ink
Go left to enter Upper Passage
Go left to enter Main Hall and continue right to Library Walk
Push up at the first door from the right to enter The Library
Exchange a bottle of ink for the rubik cube
Exchange the yellow library book for a bottle of ink (you'll have to re-enter The Library to continue the exchange)
When you exit The Library, go right to the Main Hall
Push up and fire at the bottom of the first stairs from the left to go to the top floor
Go Left to the Fourth Passage
Push up at the first door from the right to enter Study No 4
Exchange the rubik cube for a fountain pen
Go left to the Fourth Passage
Go left to The Box Room
Exchange a bottle of ink for 100 lines
Exchange a fountain pen for long nails
Go right to The Fourth Passage
Push up at the first door from the left to enter Study No 1
Exchange 100 lines for a battery
Go right to enter The Fourth Passage
Go right to the Main Hall and down the stairs
Go right to enter Upper Passage
Push up at the first door from the left to enter Fifth Form
Exchange long nails for chalk
go right to enter The Fourth Passage
Push up at the third door from the left to enter French Class
Exchange chalk for mortar board
Go left to enter Upper Passage
Go right to enter Back Passage
Push up at the second door from the left to enter The Annexe
Exchange mortar board for the the torch is charged
Exchange a battery for the mortar board
Go left to enter Back Passage
Go right to Masters Walk
Push up at the third door from the left to enter common room
Exchange the torch is charged for sophogles
Go right to enter Masters Walk
Go right until Main Hall
Push up at the first stairs from the left to go to the second floor
Go left to enter The Fourth Passage
Push up and the fourth door from the right to enter Study No 1
Exchange mortar board for 100 lines
Exchange sophogles for mortar board
Go right to enter Fourth Passage
Go right to Main Hall and down the stairs
Go left to Library Walk
Push up at the second door from the right to enter Head's Study
Exchange 100 lines for a map
Go right to enter Library Walk
Go left to Masters' Walk
Push up at the first door from the right to enter Common Room
Exchange mortar board for the torch is charged
Go right to enter Masters' Walk
Go left to Main Hall
Push up at the first door from the left to enter The Quadrangle
Go left to Elm Walk
Exchange map for footer boots
Exchange torch is charged for map
Exchange footer boots for a school tie
Exchange map for the torch is charged
Exchange school tie for map
Go left to Abbott's House
Push up at the door to enter ruined chapel
Go right to enter the crypt
Exchange the torch is charged for a key
Go right to enter Smokers Corner
Go right to Back Entrance
Go left to The Quadrangle
Push up at the door to enter Main Hall
Go left to Library Walk
Push up at the first door from the right to enter The Library
Go to the exit sign and push up to enter Secret Passage
Exchange a key for a Joystick
Go right to enter the Library
Go left to enter Library Walk
Go right to Main Hall
Push up at the first door from the left to enter The Quadrangle
Go left to Wide Road
Push up at the first door from the right to enter Off Licence
Exchange map for a hammer
Exchange a joystick for map
Go Right to enter Wide Road
Go Right to Abbott's House
Push up at the door to enter Ruined Chapel
Go left and push up and fire at the bottom of the stairs to go to the second floor
Go left to enter Crumbled Tower
Exchange a hammer for the gametape
Exchange map for a hammer
Go right to enter Ruined Chapel
Push up at the door to enter Abbott's House
Go right to The Quadrangle
Push up at the door from the left to enter Main Hall
Go right to Upper Passage
Push up at the first door from the left to enter Fifth Form
Exchange the gametape for long nails
Go right to enter Upper Passage
Go left to Library Walk
Push up at the first door from the right to enter The Library
Go right to the exit sign and push up to enter Secret Passage
The bridge will now be lowered
Go right to The Library
Go left to enter Library Walk
Go right to Upper Passage
Push up at the first door from the left to enter Fifth Form
Exchange a hammer for the game tape
Exchange long nails a hammer
Go right to enter Upper Passage
Go left to enter Main Hall
Push up at the first door from the right to enter the Quadrangle
Go left to Elm Walk
Push up at the left end of the park bench to enter Playing Fields
Exchange long nails for a tape deck playing
Go left to enter Elm Walk
Go right to The Quadrangle
Push up at the door to enter Main Hall
Go left to Lower Passage
Push up the first door from the left to enter Fourth Form
Exchange a tape deck playing for a commodore 64 computer
Exchange game tape for a tape deck playing
Exchange a gametape for the commodore 64 is loaded
Go left to Lower Passage
Go right to Main Hall
Push up at the first door from the left to enter The Quadrangle
Go left to Wide Road
Push up at the first door from the right to enter Off Licence
Exchange a tape deck playing for a joystick
Go right to enter Wide Road
Go right to Out Of Bounds
Go left to Road To Ruin (yes you have to do this)
Push up at the first door from the right to enter Monty Goes Mad
Jump on the platforms to reach a roll of film
Exchange the commodore 64 is loaded for a roll of film
Fall down and go to the right
Push up to enter Road To Ruin
Go right to Cake Walk
Push up at the first door from the left to enter Garden Shed
Exchange a joystick for garden trowel
Go left to Calk Walk
Go left to The Quadrangle
Push up at the door to enter Main Hall
Push up and fire at the stairs on the right to go to the second floor
Go right to Sixth Passage
Push up at the third door from the left to enter Sixth Study
Exchange a roll of film for an empty camera
Exchange a garden trowel for a roll of film
Exchange a camera for a garden trowel
Exchange a roll of film for a loaded camera
Go right to enter Sixth Passage
Go left to Main Hall and down the stairs
Go left to Library Walk
Push up at the first door from the right
Go right to the exit sign and push up to enter Secret Passage
Go left to the beach
Exchange garden trowel for heads wallet
Go right to The Library
Go left to Library Walk
Go right to Main Hall
Push up at the first door from the left to enter The Quadrangle
Go left to Road to Ruin
Push up at the third door from the right to enter Dingy Nightclub
Exchange a loaded camera for a photograph
Go left to enter Road to Ruin
Go right to The Quadrangle
Push up at the door to enter Main Hall
Go left to Library Walk
Push up at the second door from the right to enter Heads Study
Exchange the heads wallet for free pardon

Congratulations, you've completed the game!

